storytime

[2a2axxxx]

Like in some song,
days were long,
there was little fun,
so many things to be done,
you don't have to be bright,
to guess this one right,
stupid me let things get hurried,
and suddenly I got myself married.

So when came the report of dangerous thugs,
I just sent my wife some hugs,
and rather than keep being commanded,
I decided to get my kingdom expanded.

Spies were sent,
I had to be sure 100%,
rumors were a big treasure they guard,
no doubt here - I want it hard,
but the report crushed my dreams,
big hero leads em it seems.
Sent messengers to all my friends,
but here my luck ends,
Friends of mine are tough,
but for such hero it us not enough.

In such desperate situation,
I inclined to a desperate solution,
there was a kingdom far far away,
holding the whole world in sway,
but instead of a sure loss,
I better go with B0ss:

You need to understand,
his army is a much bigger band,
I mean even from distance you can feel the mass,
as unlike us, he didn't start with a bare ass,
the rumors say while he was still a baby small,
his parents took him shopping and cleared the entire mall,
this is unfair as hell,
but all we can do is yell,
we can only guess,
when over will be to this mess,
one thing is for sure,
financially he is secure.

As my army was climbing,
the monster hero was just laughing,
but when he saw the boss,
quickly he became aware of his loss,
it was not even a real fight,
just boss'es army went for a flight,
there was a lots of scream,
for me it was like a dream,
even for me it was quite violent,
but then it went all silent.
Then on our horses,
we rode over the corpses,
The monster hero felt the death,
so with last of his breath,
he tried to make a spell,
to take his treasure with him to the hell,
I have no idea from where I took it I swear,
but I ended him with a spear.

With an ally so might,
short was the whole fight,
we celebrated together,
but it was a weak tether,
so after just a few days,
then we parted our ways.

[freeharika]

Great job! Please, add a few raws about the battle itself and the reward is yours.

[freeharika]

The rewards are waiting for you on the server.